Thursday, April 10, 2008

In Session

Nora, Duchess of Bib-on-Head sits ready in judgment. Fair to those deserving, kind to those in need, true to her heart: her wisdom knows no boundaries. Duchess, are you prepared to receive your first penitent?


Ready as one ever can be, we see, to weigh the troubles of the lesser fortunate. Duchess, please consider this man:


What say you, your bib-liness?


Duchess, your confusion is most understandable, but you must overcome your hesitation and mete out appropriate punishment, you must, though the troubled man be YOUR OWN TRUE FATHER!


Perhaps a brief recess would be wise.

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