A list of lists

Nora's most common facial expressions:

• Joe Pesci/Winston Churchill (alternating)
  
• Indignant Appaled
  
• Embarrassed Surprised
• The Diaper Filler (aka "Smiley")
  
• Almost Asleep
• Really Into the Lamp
  
• Drama Mask - Tragedy
• Asleep
• Fish-mouth - Hungry
• Fish-mouth - Spit-up
• Munch's "The Scream"

DVD viewing for New Parents, recommended:

• Slings and Arrows
• 30 Rock
• Lord of the Rings Trilogy (viewed consecutively)
  
• Weeds
• The Larry Sanders Show
• The Muppet Movie
  
• News Radio
• DVD player standby screen
  

Number of diapers required per week:

• 70+

Number of diapers delivered last week by diaper service:

• 49

Interim diaper substitutes considered:

• grocery bags
• newspaper
• Basil's old t-shirts
• the floor
• neighbor's cat
  
• disposable diapers

Interim diaper substitutes used:

• disposables
• the floor

Current vocabulary used by Nora:

• "Oh"
• "Nah"
• "Uh"
• "Hmm"
• "Eh"

Current vocabulary used by sleep deprived mom and dad :

• "Guh"
• "Huh"
• "Oh"
• "Mmm"
• "Shhhh"
• "!@#&^%$"
• "Er"